This maybe a reductive world cup preview but you
have to agree it would improve most pundits vocabulary…
Group H
France are…Malfeasance (how evil does that word
sound)
Malfeasance
noun the performance by a public official
of an act that is legally unjustified (how did they get this easy), harmful
(home of FIFA), or contrary to law (ask Ireland); wrongdoing (at least Nasri
will not be there)
Ecuador are… Funambulist
Funambulist
noun a tightrope walker (good at high altitude (home games) rubbish away
(every game at the world cup)).
Honduras are…. Mollycoddled
noun 1. A man of boy who is used to
being coddled; a milksop (as the recent friendly against England demonstrated
this team are bunch of big babies of the violent kind) verb (used with object), 2. To coddle pamper. The western media coddle Honduras football team despite them all being
built like Brick-shit house.
Switzerland are… Normcore (will be in the Oxford Dictionary soon)
noun is a unisex fashion trend characterized by unpretentious,
average-looking clothing (not saying they are an asexual team they are just a
bit per functionary)
And just to prove normcore is a
real thing…
For the record Jerry, George, Krammer and Elaine will not be playing for Switzerland because that would be anything but normal.
