Six weeks when everything in the world can be related to football. Let these inane comments be your guide.

Tuesday, 10 June 2014

The Shortest World Cup Preview Ever: Group G

Group G

Another attempt to broaden the football vocabulary while at the same time shortening it. John Motson read this..

Germany are… Aeonian
Aeonian (love this word)
adjective everlasting ; eternal.

Portugal are… Gall
Gall (hate this word)
noun 1. Imprudence; effrontery.2 bile, especially that of an animal.3 something bitter or severe.4.bitterness of spirit; rancor. (Anyone who is not a Man U, Real or Portugal fan understands what I am getting at).

USA are… Lionize
Lionize (indifferent to his word)
verb (used with object) to exhibit the objects of interest of (place/person/or themselves). verb (used without object) to visit the objects of interest of interest of a place (basically they are like keen tourists).

Ghana are… Avengement
Avengement (impossible to be indifferent to this word)
noun the inflicting of retributive punishment; satisfaction taken

(they maybe not quite superheroes but watch out Uruguay).

And just to prove football and superheroes should never mix or Chelsea and Superheroes!            I give you


Doesn't that make you feel sick inside.