Six weeks when everything in the world can be related to football. Let these inane comments be your guide.

Wednesday, 11 June 2014

The Shortest World Cup Preview Ever: Group F


Group F
Iran are... Thanatophobia
Thanatophobia
noun an abnormal fear of death. (this team will beat itself before the opposition score)
Bosnia Herzogovina are …Raffle
Raffle
noun 1. a form of lottery in which a number of persons buy one or more chances to win a prize 2. to dispose of by a raffle 3. To take part in a raffle. (still don’t know if they are winners of the raffle or are worth the gamble)

Nigeria are… Upsurging
Upsurging
verb (used without object) to surge up; increase; rise: after hitting rock bottom and not qualifying Nigeria upsurged to win the African cup of nations. noun the act of surging up: a large or rapid increase: The upsurge of seas was caused by Moses. 

Argentina are… Acuity
 Acuity
noun sharpness; acuteness; keenness: acuity of vision; acuity of mind. (blink and you’ll miss the goals or them winning the world cup).


The below was sent by my mum and it’s the best England supporters song I have heard for this world cup, however I have heard none.