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Sunday, 8 June 2014

The Shortest World Cup Preview Ever: Group D

Group D

Let the derision continue. Especially as this entire group is defined by one team…
  
Costa Rica are …. Deign
Deign
verb (used without object)1.to think fit or in accordance with one's dignity; condescend: They would not deign to win the game
  
Uruguay are … Disenthralled
Disenthralled
verb (used with object) to free from bondage ; liberate: to be disenthralled from defensive responsibilities and let Daniel Sturbridge score

Italy are… Opaque
Opaque
adjective 1. not transparent or translucent; impenetrable to light; not allowing light to pass through (I am now getting nervous as I type).2. not transmitting radiation (good to know) 3. not shining or bright; dark ; dull 4. hard to understand; not clear; obscure: The definition remains opaque despite the help of an online dictionary. 5. Dull, stupid, or unintelligent (I think you can take comfort from this last one).

England are… Resurrection
Resurrection
noun 1. The act of rising from the dead 2. ( initial capital letter ) the rising of Gerrard after his slip and humiliation. 3 ( initial capital letter ) the rising of the dead on the day of judgement (14/06/14). 4. The state of those risen form the dead (lovely Roy Hodgson). 5. a rising again from as from decay, disuse, Kevin Nugent, etc, etc,

Controversy: Johnny Cotter's Listen to me and not to them sparked a police complaint and a visit to his gallery by officers in Folkestone, Kent

They are making one with David's face being replaced by Daniel for this tournament
long may supporting England continue till the day of reckoning

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