Six weeks when everything in the world can be related to football. Let these inane comments be your guide.

Saturday, 7 June 2014

The Shortest World Cup Preview Ever: Group C

Group C

Japan are… belittle
(Not because of the average height of the team but the nature of media’s attitude towards them)
Belittle
verb (used with object), to regard or portray as less impressive or important than appearances indicate; depreciate; disparage.

Ivory Coast are…. Brawny (because athletic would be too much of a racist commentary cliché)
adjective. muscular; strong.

Greece are….. Mythos
Mythos
verb, the underlying system of beliefs(defend, defend and defend), especially those dealing with supernatural   forces (like how do they qualify), characteristic of a particular cultural group.

Columbia are Fusilade
 noun 1.a simultaneous or continuous discharge of firearms.2.a general discharge or outpouring of anything: a fusillade of shots, goals, fusillades. 2.verb (used with object), scoring.


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